One time, early in the morning of a crisp February day, Www was all like, "hey can I borrow your baseball bat? I want to hit some dingers out of the park." I lent him my favorite bat, called the Annihilator 5300. When I came back from my morning yoga class, my mail box was all smashed up. While I was still in my car, Www came over and smashed my tail light.